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Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, hands down. If you were actual journalist like, say, Rocco Castoro, you would have reached out to literally any of us for comment so we could explain what’s going on, which you get so incredibly wrong. However, despite my own issues still getting these chucklefucks at Yonder and Richie Guinn to pay me the balance of the money for services rendered, you went ahead did a Jackson Pollock on a wall with your own feces which you regurgitated from Jim Stewartson’s feces you apparent ate. Comedy gold lmao

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