When it comes to Subterfuge, this attempt at pulling off a crotch con is frankly absurd, in the same realm as Susan’s “found” noodles in an unseen doggie treat box incident desperately begging for peer attention.
The top picture is a new one with the Mayor having stuffed something like his car keys and/or wallet into his left pocket evidenced by the mass which does not extend beyond the pocket, flowing towards the left hip. If the object was anatomically attached to his body and not something stuffed in his pocket, the directional mass would point to where genitalia belong. Expect a Jan Bobrowicz fake-out green line analysis from this one.
Most people don’t have a deep emotional or psychological need to have people look at their crotches instead of their face. Even fewer brag about that need. When the Mayor first did the “please Ops give me some attention” similar to Sue’s fake doggie pasta treat cry, it was pretty sad. Here is one clip for reference.
If a metal detector detects something in his crotch area where metal isn’t naturally forming, that brings up questions like whether it is his car keys or a manufactured protheses. Only Maccabee knows if these puzzling answers go much deeper.
I also found this CRT conspiracy tidbit he retweeted the day before CrotchGate, about foldable Penis. In the real world that is a wallet.
I digress.
The reason I feature this harmful account and its operator is clear. He has been heavily involved since November of last year in illegal sustained coordinated harassment that violates Minnesota law targeting Jim Stewartson and his allies, likely paying his way through college with the criminal proceeds.
Maccabee’s illegal online harassment work has cost people jobs, careers and contracts, Twitter accounts and done other extensive harm, with all those receipts collected and archived. Here he is again lying about “staying away from” his central operational target while disparaging a new one.
So it isn’t a surprise Maccabee would try to pass off his self-aggrandizing, dubious crotch claim, while giving himself a celebratory pat on the back for the harm he is responsible for.
Projection.
Maybe the mayor is a Tom Jones fan?
Rumour has it Jones used a sock to enhance his crotch. 😂