Susan wants a new title.
Interesting.
So let’s put all those words together, shall we?
Susan Portnoy, 56, the Communist recruiter seeking the start of a Civil War, Anarcho-Capitalist, eventual Felon, Nazi collaborator, former VP of Communication for Condé Nast, MAGA3x stooge, Men-too advocate, narcissistic psychopath, formerly of Bloomfield Hills with no dogs, husband or daughter, current NYC suicide troll, wishes to unite with like-minded corncob folks.
Sounds good?
Interesting word choice, Suzy~Q. Who exactly do they think they’ve “owned”?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corncobs