Susan Portnoy, 56, former VP of Communications at Condé Nast and weaponized suicide troll KassandraSeven on Twitter doesn’t have a husband, a dog, a husband, a daughter or a cover story that would explain how she pays NYC rent without verifiable revenue streams, played fetch with Brad today.
What is dumb, is being so desperate for attention that Susan made up this ludicrous lie of finding pasta, two kinds of it, in a box of dog treats without showing the box, causing all the Ops to drop what they were doing, give her attention, while on her Men-Too Op working to smear Amber Heard.
At the time, it was hilarious how the Ops fed Susan’s narcissism and need for attention, trying to come up with a way this could have happened.
It didn’t.
None of what Sue was saying was logical. No one would steal doggie treats, take the time to stuff noodles back into the box, seal the box and put that back on the shelf for Susan to buy. No one. Susan didn’t even show a picture of the product, which any real claim like this would have done.
I agree with berry, that “it felt too dumb to be real” when Sue lied. Additionally, retailers don’t generally send product like this. They send vouchers because that cuts the cost of replacement by shipping. Her above photo is just as absurd as the original noodle tweet that never showed the box.
StewAnons do. Here is Doug, the original StewAnon and Lia’s pup.
Brad still is not getting that Anon means hidden. Stewartson never hid. Doug Stewart does, which is why all these fake single purpose hate accounts Doug’s pals run, mark them as StewAnons.
Kassandra claims the dried pasta was SEALED inside a plastic bag inside the box. So she's claiming a worker at the production plant actually put the pasta noodles inside the inner bag (which would be heat-sealed of course) and then put the bag inside the dog treat box....and no one at the production plant noticed this???
Her story is totally illogical and it's obvious she fabricated this nonsense just to 'prove' that she really owned dogs.
Epic fail, Kassie🤣
Brad: your haiku sucks.