Breaking: Kevin McCarthy To Be Elected Speaker of the House on 15th Round

A Series On Misinformation, Disinformation and Subterfuge

On January 7th, early in the morning, the fifth longest speakership, and only in the modern post Civil War era where just two parties vied for power, Kevin McCarthy is likely elected in the fifteenth round with Insurrectionist speaker Andy Biggs offering up his present as a vote.

Boebert also voted present as did Crane.

McCarthy will likely receive 216, the same total Nancy Pelosi was elected in 2021 with, yet had to give up considerable power to the extreme making the job untenable yet his.

Once Gaetz again hit present it was assured.

Good also present.

Congress has a House, full of dysfunction, which will quickly suck out the air of politics with one performative stunt or found laptop after another the mainstream press will gratuitously cover ignoring more important stuff, just like they have for the past six years.